of horniness

3 horny encounters in a week... how strange is dat??? and all with da same kinda thing... =.=

1st encounter
Location: my bedroom
Time: morning
Encounter spot: beside my bed
my 1st encounter was reli an unpleasant surprise. I woke up and begin my daily ritual of surfing da net b4 settling down to study(great student heh? :P) i was happily surfing( da com was rite beside my bed) when i met this horny guy(or gal? i dunno.. :( ) scurrying between my com and my bed. I screamed bloody murder and ran into my hsemate's bedroom. we then came back to my room and searched in vain for dat S-P-I-D-E-R!!! we couldn't find it and the slp dat nite was...well, very uncomfortable.. can't help but think dat the spider was trying 2 slp with me.. :(
*Note: the spider was HUGE!!! it's blackish but not a black widow otherwise i would b lying 6 feet under instead of typing now...


2nd encounter
Location: Kitchen
Time: Morning
Encounter spot: near da rice cooker
The 2nd encounter happened when i was getting my pao fr da rice cooker(it's frozen and i use da rice cooker to steam it). I was reaching out to open da rice cooker when i saw this huge spider dangling RITE IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! HULLO, mr spider! if u wan a kiss, all u hafta do is 2 ask!!! GRRR but i wun do dat anyway.. haha! seriously, my heart raced like mad after the incident and the best part is dat, dat morning i had my 1st paper.. wat a great way 2 start exams huh??
*Note: it's a different species from the 1st encounter. this one has a small body with long legs whereas the other one had an enormous body and not so-long legs.


3rd encounter
Location: Bathroom
Time: Evening
Location Spot: Near the sink
I was taking a bath when for no apparent reason i looked up. and saw my old 'fren' on the ceiling. MY 'FREN' from da 2nd encounter!! well mayb it's a different spider but they all look alike so... yea.. haha. soli, i'm digressing. anywayz, alert now due to my previous encounters, i monitored its movement and luckily for me, it's nowhere near me. so i finished my bath and went to wash my face. Whilst scrubbing my face, i sense sth on my leg and instinctively shook it off. to my horror, it was da same &%^%^&@#*&% spider and it F-E-L-L-O-N-M-Y-L-E-G!!! and i was NAAKEDDDD!! URGHHHHHHH!!! had it fallen elsewhere, i would haf died rite there and then or fainted.. or mayb juz take another bath. lolz. tough luck, spiddy. da onli piece of me u're gonna get is my leg.. HA!

so there u haf it. 3 spiders, me and their horniness.