sth random again.. lolz

Got this from my old blog.. :) enjoy..
Gals, it's time 4 payback. There was an email circulating about Engineer's(or some ppl) view about women. So, my frens and i came up with the Engineer's view of men instead!
Element: Man
Discoverer: Eve
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 60kg but known to vary from 45kg to 300kg.
Physical Properties
1. Body surface normally covered with hair. Certain specimen had been to known to sport abnormal growth around the chest.
2. Found in various grades ranging from a common digger to a gigolo.
3. (18SX) Have a tail on the wrong side of the body.
Chemical Properties
1. Doesn't react well to any precious stones but reacts very well towards women and po**.
2. Level headed most of the time but studies had shown that the specimens do have mood swings.
3. Have the ability to release lots of electrons. (you know wat i mean!)
Common Use
1. Highly ornamental in underwear advertisements.
2. Gives a lot of frustration.
3. Fatally attracted to engines and sports.
Hazards
1. Uncontrollable when placed near attractive women.
2. Possession of one or more is possible but one has to be careful as to whom the atom belongs to nine months later.