of horniness

3 horny encounters in a week... how strange is dat??? and all with da same kinda thing... =.=

1st encounter
Location: my bedroom
Time: morning
Encounter spot: beside my bed
my 1st encounter was reli an unpleasant surprise. I woke up and begin my daily ritual of surfing da net b4 settling down to study(great student heh? :P) i was happily surfing( da com was rite beside my bed) when i met this horny guy(or gal? i dunno.. :( ) scurrying between my com and my bed. I screamed bloody murder and ran into my hsemate's bedroom. we then came back to my room and searched in vain for dat S-P-I-D-E-R!!! we couldn't find it and the slp dat nite was...well, very uncomfortable.. can't help but think dat the spider was trying 2 slp with me.. :(
*Note: the spider was HUGE!!! it's blackish but not a black widow otherwise i would b lying 6 feet under instead of typing now...


2nd encounter
Location: Kitchen
Time: Morning
Encounter spot: near da rice cooker
The 2nd encounter happened when i was getting my pao fr da rice cooker(it's frozen and i use da rice cooker to steam it). I was reaching out to open da rice cooker when i saw this huge spider dangling RITE IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! HULLO, mr spider! if u wan a kiss, all u hafta do is 2 ask!!! GRRR but i wun do dat anyway.. haha! seriously, my heart raced like mad after the incident and the best part is dat, dat morning i had my 1st paper.. wat a great way 2 start exams huh??
*Note: it's a different species from the 1st encounter. this one has a small body with long legs whereas the other one had an enormous body and not so-long legs.


3rd encounter
Location: Bathroom
Time: Evening
Location Spot: Near the sink
I was taking a bath when for no apparent reason i looked up. and saw my old 'fren' on the ceiling. MY 'FREN' from da 2nd encounter!! well mayb it's a different spider but they all look alike so... yea.. haha. soli, i'm digressing. anywayz, alert now due to my previous encounters, i monitored its movement and luckily for me, it's nowhere near me. so i finished my bath and went to wash my face. Whilst scrubbing my face, i sense sth on my leg and instinctively shook it off. to my horror, it was da same &%^%^&@#*&% spider and it F-E-L-L-O-N-M-Y-L-E-G!!! and i was NAAKEDDDD!! URGHHHHHHH!!! had it fallen elsewhere, i would haf died rite there and then or fainted.. or mayb juz take another bath. lolz. tough luck, spiddy. da onli piece of me u're gonna get is my leg.. HA!

so there u haf it. 3 spiders, me and their horniness.

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ME!!!!

u will c y pretty soon...

had my 1st paper today, PME=performance measurement and evaluation. this morn, i rushed into da exam hall, sat down and proceed to fill in my details on everything dat requires it. smarty pants me diden bother to listen to wat the invigilators said and then calmly wait for the exam 2 start. the moment arrived and i opened da test paper. and LO BEHOLD!!!! guess wat i saw? MINING~~~!!!!! how on #$&%*&% earth did my paper turn into mining?!? apparently the exam hall was separated with 2 sections and dungu me went 2 sit for mining. =.=

this is pure dungu-ness. lack of slp(2 and a half hours) and stress are not excuses. :S

P/S: of course i diden sit for mining! dat would be pure dungu-ness. i went to the correct section and sat for PME!

man, i'm reli popular.. everyone wans me.. so many 'dates', so little time.. sighh... when will this end??? :'( oooo yea, did i mention 2 u guys dat my 'dates' are reli cheap skates?? no fancy restaurants, no flowers, no nothing. they juz hang around in my room... =.= let me intro them..

TADAAAA!!!
Date no. 1

It's name is financial statement analysis which translates into nightmare...

Date no. 2

Company law! hmm.. doubting my choice of taking law as a minor...

Date no. 3

Management accounting. this little fella here forces me 2 memorise HEAPS of formula... :s

Date no. 4

-no pic available-

This guy's shy.. he's juz heaps of notes though.. not a book.. and his name is performance measurement and evaluation, da biggest nightmare of alll!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date no.5

dates with lecturers..... online lectures... these lecturers are so good at serenading me with their monotonous voices and hell, they're better than lullaby!!! put u right 2 slp afta 5 seconds!

Ok... now meet my best friends, without which i will neva b able to go thru these horrible dates.. :S

Best fren no. 1

supplements to prevent me fr falling sick..being sick during exam period is no fun, believe me, i've been on dat road b4..

Best fren no. 2

been lazy 2 cook nowadays so instant noodles r my fav meal. was 2 hungry so gobbled everything up, hence all dat remains was onli soup.. :S

good luck 4 exams peeps!!! :) cheers!

pot luck

Had pot luck on mon.. here are the dishes.. :P

tina's yummy cake
john's super fattening nachos

mince for nachos
allison's fried chicken
erika's sauce for fried chicken
anuar's sushi(he bought it, not make it lol)
my herbal soup

i tot i took pic of sharon's rendang and erika's chicken rice but i dunno where the pics disappeared 2.. :S anywayz, was a reli yummy and fattening dinner! :) do u feel hungry now??? :P haf a good day! cheerios!

pg

everyone's so hyped up abt going home! so am i! i'm going back on da 22nd nov!!! WEEEEEEE!!! as usual, i planned all da stuff dat i wanna do when i get home. note da word plan... there's no telling if i will actually do them except for no 1-3...


1. get home in one piece


2. seeeeeeeeeeeeee my niece!!!! and my sis and her hubby.. lolz, wun c my parents coz they're still in china travelling.. =.=


3. go 2 singapore


4. learn belly dancing and hip hop dancing(i said dat since last year but.. i tend 2 procrastinate.. :P so will c if i managed 2 do dat)


5. go 2 da gym (i onli went once last year.. :S)


6. go clubbing in pg! can u believe dat i onli went clubbing ONCE in pg??? swt..


7. go 4 bbq/ steamboat with Queensbay Amadeh Gang(QAG) again! miss dat..


8. ask my maid 2 give me intensive make up course so dat i dun poke my eyes again when i put eye liner.

i actually thought the list was longer than this. :P

clubbinggggggggggggggggggggggggg

ok, this is probably wayyyyyy overdue.. but yea these are the pics from the ASIA cocktail nite at metros.. metros again...urghhh... i reli muz stick 2 my vow not 2 step food inside there again! anywayz, since i went clubbing last last fri, last thurs and last sat.. i'll juz lump it all in one post.. :)

METROS

successful camwhoring with 5 ppl... hmm.i'm impressed with myself.. :P
sexy babe mabel and i...

clubbing with hk ppl is...reli different.. CANTO all da way!!! grr.. i reli nit 2 polish up my canto.. :P but it was funnn!!!!

CLUB HOPPING...(the court, the deen, the shed, mustang bar)







ok, the court was a gay club.. lolz.. we diden get 2 go in coz they were having a drag queen competition..

CLUBBING AFTA LI YING'S BIRTHDAY
the court

we wanted 2 go club hopping afta dinner but we onli managed 2 go in 2 the court... cozz.. there were some prob with da passports and stuff.. can't believe dat sapna went clubbing with us! wooot wootttttttt!!!

will blog abt li ying's birthday when she finally sends me pics!!!! LAM PEK PEK, ME WAN PICS!!!!

haf u heard of a bullfrog croaking?? coz dat's wat i think i sound like... a bullfrog!

My voice rite now is soooo cringe worthy! This is da 3rd time i've fallen sick this year and i think dat's a new record! i rarely fall sick, dat's y i'm soooo annoyed by myself! grrr... cough cough, go away and dun come again another day!

song

i'm addicted to this song!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPK5o2s2IdE
it's old but it's good! :)

I WANNA FREAKING SHOOT DA BLOODY BIRD DAT WUN SHUDDUP!!! IT'S 2AM AND IT"S STILL MAKING A RACKET!!!!!!!!!! DUDE, I NEED 2 STUDY COZ I HAF AN EXAM IN 15 HOURS!!!!!!

This is wat i plan 2 do 2 da bird! *bang bang*

soli bout da strong words.. i juz nit 2 vent.. grrr!

P/S: if i haf known dat it will shut up when i blog, i woulda done it sooner.. yea! it's not making a sound now.. did someone shoot it? *wistful thinking*

Mua Birthday!

The day has come.. and passed uneventfully. my supposedly perfect special day was ruined and shattered.. THANK U SOOOO MUCH, MID SEM EXAMS!!!!!! :S thanx 2 u, i onli celebrated my birthday at nandos during lunch. BUT! wait a min.. thx 2 my bro's suggestion, i decided to celebrate my birthday earlier on 30th august! :P so whilst the day itself was boring coz i haf a 'date' with my management accounting book, the celebration itself was reli crazy and wild! :P went to hoggie breath(hog's breath) for dinner. the guests: bro, soya, li shan, li ying, saps, sarah, stephanie, mabel, sharon, john, elsie, erika, annuar, ivan, moe, nicole.

i shared with soya pork ribs.. was good but not as gr8 as the one in tony romas

mua birthday cake was tiramisu. it was yummy but... sadly i was 2 full 2 enjoy it.. :S ooo check out the knife dat they gave me 2 cut the cake in the picture. it's sooooo SCARY!!! looks like i'm about to butcher the cameraman (4got who it was tho) :P

afta filling our stomachs to the brink of explosion, we headed back 2 my hse 2 drink.. we played:

1) truth or dare

2) circle of life? err not reli sure abt da name

3) i never ever

4) card racing (dunno da name)

truth or dare was pretty err.. . go watch da videos and c da pics in my facebook.. :P

partied till i dunno-wat-time but i noe i slept at 5am.. haha!

my pressies: DKNY purse(THANKKKKKK UUUUUUU SOOOO MUCH, bro!!! i LOVE IT!!!! XOXO!), jewellery(earrings and necklaces) makeup kit,pic frame, sunblock, earring stand, book, choco, cute small little pillow, jewellery box, cards fr overseas(thx shaun 4 da earrings!) and here(thx soya and li shan 4 coming into my room and singing happy birthday at 12 am :), err....condoms and lubricant(i'm SOOOOO NOT gonna use them!)

ohhhhhh CUTENESS!!!!!!!! my niece has gotta be da cutest baby on earth!!! but of course, i'm her proud aunt so i tend 2 b bias! :p dun mind me!!! but i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee my little niece alto i haven seen her in real life.. enjoy her cuteness, peeps!!!!!!

da proud parents.. :)

yay!!!!! i'm officially an auntieeeeeeeeee now!!!!! my sis and bro-in-law welcomed their lil daughter into this world 2day! details r kinda hazy now coz i dunno how my lil niece look like or her name! but i'm juz sooo happy dat she's finally here afta 9 months! :) but y can't she wait 4 2 more days? :'(

recently, i juz got addicted to googling 4 an image and editing the pic by adding words.. here's a few dat i came up with..

saps' rings

1. Promise ring
2. Engagement ring
3. Wedding ring
4. Divorce ring
5. Another wedding ring

lucky gal heh? :P

ruby room and metrozz

went 2 ruby room and metrozz yesterday.. note the zz afta metro? yea.. bored of it already.. :S anywayz went 2 ruby room with sharon and elsie(but elsie diden noe dat we're going 2 ruby, gal's so gullible, she tot we're going 2 sports bar. :P) bro fetched us there coz he's going 2 his fren's birthday party. met up with anuar or anwar(dunno how 2 spell) and john(sharon's frens fr coll) then told elsie dat sports bar's in ruby room and when we got in there, we lied to her dat it's closed 4 private function.. all sharon's idea, bad gal! but it worked and b4 she noes it, she's clubbing for the 1st time!!! :)

elsie and i camwhoring b4 she was tricked into ruby.. muahhaa

tequila, corona and can't-remember-wat-its-name.. darn they dun haf 151 in ruby

Ruby room doesn't haf reli strong drinks there... and guess wat? guess who decided 2 ditch his fren(poor birthday gal) and joined us instead.. ? my bro decided dat his fren's frens r not hot enuff so he joined us.. hehe!

Those 2 gals r gone.. look at their drunk faces.. :P
sharon and john, get a room! XP

jeremiah, jasper, vinci? and jeremiah's sis joined us later(dunno if i got their names spelt correctly) in ruby. then somehow they suggested dat we headed off 2 metro instead so there we go! bro diden go coz he said he wanted 2 study..mana tau he balik and drink with soya and roy instead.. haha.met ivan and monyet in metro..crazy monyet carried me again.. i guess it's her standard way of greeting ppl, carrying them around.. :P

successful camwhoring with 4 ppl..

jeremiah and vinci

da gals.. :)

was a fun nite and not 2 mention a fattening one! had mcd at 4am! :S gone laaaa my diet! :'( another sad thing is john lost his wallet.. second wallet in 6 months.. poor guy.. :(