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ME!!!!

u will c y pretty soon...

had my 1st paper today, PME=performance measurement and evaluation. this morn, i rushed into da exam hall, sat down and proceed to fill in my details on everything dat requires it. smarty pants me diden bother to listen to wat the invigilators said and then calmly wait for the exam 2 start. the moment arrived and i opened da test paper. and LO BEHOLD!!!! guess wat i saw? MINING~~~!!!!! how on #$&%*&% earth did my paper turn into mining?!? apparently the exam hall was separated with 2 sections and dungu me went 2 sit for mining. =.=

this is pure dungu-ness. lack of slp(2 and a half hours) and stress are not excuses. :S

P/S: of course i diden sit for mining! dat would be pure dungu-ness. i went to the correct section and sat for PME!

man, i'm reli popular.. everyone wans me.. so many 'dates', so little time.. sighh... when will this end??? :'( oooo yea, did i mention 2 u guys dat my 'dates' are reli cheap skates?? no fancy restaurants, no flowers, no nothing. they juz hang around in my room... =.= let me intro them..

TADAAAA!!!
Date no. 1

It's name is financial statement analysis which translates into nightmare...

Date no. 2

Company law! hmm.. doubting my choice of taking law as a minor...

Date no. 3

Management accounting. this little fella here forces me 2 memorise HEAPS of formula... :s

Date no. 4

-no pic available-

This guy's shy.. he's juz heaps of notes though.. not a book.. and his name is performance measurement and evaluation, da biggest nightmare of alll!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date no.5

dates with lecturers..... online lectures... these lecturers are so good at serenading me with their monotonous voices and hell, they're better than lullaby!!! put u right 2 slp afta 5 seconds!

Ok... now meet my best friends, without which i will neva b able to go thru these horrible dates.. :S

Best fren no. 1

supplements to prevent me fr falling sick..being sick during exam period is no fun, believe me, i've been on dat road b4..

Best fren no. 2

been lazy 2 cook nowadays so instant noodles r my fav meal. was 2 hungry so gobbled everything up, hence all dat remains was onli soup.. :S

good luck 4 exams peeps!!! :) cheers!

pg

everyone's so hyped up abt going home! so am i! i'm going back on da 22nd nov!!! WEEEEEEE!!! as usual, i planned all da stuff dat i wanna do when i get home. note da word plan... there's no telling if i will actually do them except for no 1-3...


1. get home in one piece


2. seeeeeeeeeeeeee my niece!!!! and my sis and her hubby.. lolz, wun c my parents coz they're still in china travelling.. =.=


3. go 2 singapore


4. learn belly dancing and hip hop dancing(i said dat since last year but.. i tend 2 procrastinate.. :P so will c if i managed 2 do dat)


5. go 2 da gym (i onli went once last year.. :S)


6. go clubbing in pg! can u believe dat i onli went clubbing ONCE in pg??? swt..


7. go 4 bbq/ steamboat with Queensbay Amadeh Gang(QAG) again! miss dat..


8. ask my maid 2 give me intensive make up course so dat i dun poke my eyes again when i put eye liner.

i actually thought the list was longer than this. :P

I WANNA FREAKING SHOOT DA BLOODY BIRD DAT WUN SHUDDUP!!! IT'S 2AM AND IT"S STILL MAKING A RACKET!!!!!!!!!! DUDE, I NEED 2 STUDY COZ I HAF AN EXAM IN 15 HOURS!!!!!!

This is wat i plan 2 do 2 da bird! *bang bang*

soli bout da strong words.. i juz nit 2 vent.. grrr!

P/S: if i haf known dat it will shut up when i blog, i woulda done it sooner.. yea! it's not making a sound now.. did someone shoot it? *wistful thinking*

recently, i juz got addicted to googling 4 an image and editing the pic by adding words.. here's a few dat i came up with..

saps' rings

1. Promise ring
2. Engagement ring
3. Wedding ring
4. Divorce ring
5. Another wedding ring

lucky gal heh? :P

tagged by lin

Instructions:Remove one question from below and add in your personal question, making it a total of 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.
1) At what age do you wish to marry? when i find someone 2 marry me
2) Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket? around da world!!! :P i'm greedy!
3) What’s your favourite thing to do? 2 slp..
4) Do you think money can buy happiness? Ask me dat again when i haf money
5) Do you believe in destiny? no
6) What are you afraid to lose the most? a lot of things
7) If you win $1 million, what will you do? haha!!!!! i wun b sitting here blogging. i will b asleep(coz i'm dreaming dat i've won $1 million)
8) List out 3 good points about the person who tagged you. her laughter is infectious(gal, i miss ur horsy laugh!!!!:P), a gr8 fren with a heart of gold, diamonds, jewels.. frenly
9) If you have only one wish, what will you wish for? never 2 grow up
10) If you could rewind time, would you? of course! wun u??
11) What’s your ambition?
12) What’s your favourite song at the moment? stay with me-danity kane
13) If you can teleport once, where would you go?
14) What do you think is the most important in your life? life
15) If you could undo one mistake in the past, what would it be? never 2 haf met u
16) If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change? everything
17) What music have you been listening to recently? my playlist.. haha..same old boring songs..:S
18). What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could? fly..so ppl, stop telling me 2 fly away!
19) Sushi or Steamboat? Steamboat
20) If you knew that you would die tomorrow, what would you do 24 hours before that? pack up all my stuff so dat my fam wun hafta do dat and throw them away. pick a nice pic 4 my tombstone.. :P tell everyone i love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i tag: anyone..

the deal...

i'm on diet!!!!!!! gonna eat oats everynite 4 dinner.. made a deal with bro..

if u eat oats everynite 4 dinner 4 a month, i shall treat u 2 anything u wanna eat.. if not, u hafta treat me kfc , says bro...

do u think i can do it?? :P

dilema

Masa berlalu,
Tanpa kumenyedari,
pencintaan yang kita bina hampir terlerai,
apa salahku?
kau buatku begini,
dalam dilema di antara jalan derita
tidak pernah kuduga,
ini semua terjadi,
oooo

Janganlah engkau,
menghancurkan segala,
setelah lama kita mengharungi bersama,
usah biarkan,
cinta kita yang suci,
dilambung ombak karam di lautan berduri,
hanya satu pintaku
moga kau menginsafi,
semua ini

telah banyak yang kuberi,
sejak dulu lagi,
pengorbanan tiada pernah jemu,
hanyalah tuhan saja
bisa menentukan semua
kesabaran dan kumenantimu
kutetap memaafkan
dan berdoa kau kembali
sembelum diriku menlangkau pergi

hair

i've cut and dyed my hair!!! love my hair now!!!! but my internet connection suxx which translated into me being unable to upload ANY photos.. :( ah well, u guys juz hafta c 4 urself when u c me. :) cheerios~

OUCH!!! poems..

A local newspaper in the US ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

And little old mua's entry.. :P
roses r red,violets r blue,
i cursed the say, i said 'i do'..

anybody has any better wans??

studies..

I HATE STUDYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREAKING HATE ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when will this torture end? *sobs

sth random again.. lolz

Got this from my old blog.. :) enjoy..
Gals, it's time 4 payback. There was an email circulating about Engineer's(or some ppl) view about women. So, my frens and i came up with the Engineer's view of men instead!
Element: Man
Discoverer: Eve
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 60kg but known to vary from 45kg to 300kg.
Physical Properties
1. Body surface normally covered with hair. Certain specimen had been to known to sport abnormal growth around the chest.
2. Found in various grades ranging from a common digger to a gigolo.
3. (18SX) Have a tail on the wrong side of the body.
Chemical Properties
1. Doesn't react well to any precious stones but reacts very well towards women and po**.
2. Level headed most of the time but studies had shown that the specimens do have mood swings.
3. Have the ability to release lots of electrons. (you know wat i mean!)
Common Use
1. Highly ornamental in underwear advertisements.
2. Gives a lot of frustration.
3. Fatally attracted to engines and sports.
Hazards
1. Uncontrollable when placed near attractive women.
2. Possession of one or more is possible but one has to be careful as to whom the atom belongs to nine months later.

someone tried 2 kill me!!!

someone tried 2 kill me!!! or rather, my foot.. lolz. yesterday, one fine day, someone broke a bowl... and then that someone vacumned the broken pieces.. however, apparently someone diden do her job well b'coz...

Curious as to who did this??? Scoll down...

YES!!!! U GUESSED IT RITE~!!! IT'S SOYA 'SOHAI!'

look at her cheerful face.. no guilt there.. *shakes head*..

totally random

here r juz some random pics dat we took during the time when soya's dad came.. (which was bout a month ago... :P) Went to onyx bar b4 dat..



Onyx Bar

The food

ahhh!!!! chilli mussels!!!

yummy!!! codfish!

eww.. some intestine or some internal organs of the pig... *pukes*

The randomness

trying 2 act cute..who won?? :P

1,2,3,4,5...YES!!! we were DAT bored!

The casino


decided 2 camwhore in the toilet coz not allowed 2 take pics in the casino..
finally, look at those 2 monkeys behind!!! *ngek ngek*(copyright from CLY)

tagged??? LAME!

got tagged by 'soya is the new lame'. since i'm 2 lazy 2 blog abt anything i'll juz reply. snoriiieeezz..
1. At what age do you wish to marry?
C how romantic is d proposal... lolz.. 25+++++ i guess

2. What will you do when you feel really emo?
Complain 2 ppl... lolz...poor ppl who gets 2 hear my complains. :P

3. Who is your idol?
gee, haven reli tot of dat...

4. Where is the place that you want to go most?
everywhere..i wana travel around d world b4 i take my last breath.. :)

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
2 c someone..

6. What is the purpose of your life?
2 live life to the fullest..

7. What are you afraid to lose the most right now?
my sanity... lolz!!!! i HATE taxation!!!!! taxation's bullying me!!! :'(

8. What cheers you up for the rest of the day?
when i felt loved..

9. If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
2 whoever, i love u... i confessed!!!!

10. List out three good things of the person who tagged you.
she's my talking buddy at nite, someone who shares FAT with me and she's lame(in a good way)-u make us laugh... :)

11. What type of person do you hate the most?
hypocrites!!! and super kia su ppl!!!!

12. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
shop shop shop shop... and give the rest 2 my parents and charity

13. What is your ambition?
2 grow up.. :P

14. What will you do if you got rejected by someone you like?
dun care ler.. hahaz it's their loss...

15. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
i tend 2 clam up when there's problems.... and i wana b more frenly..

16. What is your favourite colour?
blue black.. :P blue and black

17. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
family and frens.. without them, life is bleak

18. If there’s one thing in your life you want to do but yet unable to, what would it be?
2 b smart...

19. What would you do if tomorrow was the last day of the world?
tell everyone dat i love them!!! :)

20. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
2 love me 4eva..

i tag ian, pras, ee lin, jennifer, li ying, yi xiu and stephie and ed(if u read my blog).. haf fun.. :)

FAT FAT FAT!!!

omg!!! felt soooo fat!!!! juz had SNOW CRAB, BUBBLE TEA and CHILLI MUSSELS!!!!!!!! FAT FAT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if someone's in ur heart

if someone's in ur heart,
it doesn't matter,
if s/he isn't there 2 hold ur hand in times of pain,
if someone's in ur heart,
it doesn't matter,
if s/he isn't there to dry ur tears in times of fears,
if someone's in ur heart,
it doesn't matter,
if s/he isn't there 2 hold u close when u nit it most,
if someone's in ur heart,
it doesn't matter,
at all,
because if wateva happens,
u noe,
u can rely on dat someone,
if someone's in ur heart...

random thoughts

happy easter everyone!!! where r my easter eggs??? lolz!!! soli bout the disappointingly short blog dat i posted d other day.. lolz..i was tired and as usual, lazy 2 write a boring and long post. :) uni life is...frankly, HORRIBLE!!! week 1 was manageable, week 2 was hard and week 3, speechlessly stressful. when i come back 2 pg with an einstein style of hair and a thick specs, u all noe y. :P Oooo, but then again, i haven had time 2 b bored yet with all the shopping, playing and playing and..did i mention playing(i think uni is stressful bcoz i;ve been playing and not studying..)? lolz.. well, if u wanna noe wat we did, go 2 soya bean's and li shan's blog 2 read it. no point of me repeating all the stupid things dat we did.. LOLZ.. btw, soya and li shan r my hsemates.. :)

my 1st bloggie afta a year! :P

i hereby officiate my blog 2day, on d 17th of March 2008!!!