of horniness

3 horny encounters in a week... how strange is dat??? and all with da same kinda thing... =.=

1st encounter
Location: my bedroom
Time: morning
Encounter spot: beside my bed
my 1st encounter was reli an unpleasant surprise. I woke up and begin my daily ritual of surfing da net b4 settling down to study(great student heh? :P) i was happily surfing( da com was rite beside my bed) when i met this horny guy(or gal? i dunno.. :( ) scurrying between my com and my bed. I screamed bloody murder and ran into my hsemate's bedroom. we then came back to my room and searched in vain for dat S-P-I-D-E-R!!! we couldn't find it and the slp dat nite was...well, very uncomfortable.. can't help but think dat the spider was trying 2 slp with me.. :(
*Note: the spider was HUGE!!! it's blackish but not a black widow otherwise i would b lying 6 feet under instead of typing now...


2nd encounter
Location: Kitchen
Time: Morning
Encounter spot: near da rice cooker
The 2nd encounter happened when i was getting my pao fr da rice cooker(it's frozen and i use da rice cooker to steam it). I was reaching out to open da rice cooker when i saw this huge spider dangling RITE IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! HULLO, mr spider! if u wan a kiss, all u hafta do is 2 ask!!! GRRR but i wun do dat anyway.. haha! seriously, my heart raced like mad after the incident and the best part is dat, dat morning i had my 1st paper.. wat a great way 2 start exams huh??
*Note: it's a different species from the 1st encounter. this one has a small body with long legs whereas the other one had an enormous body and not so-long legs.


3rd encounter
Location: Bathroom
Time: Evening
Location Spot: Near the sink
I was taking a bath when for no apparent reason i looked up. and saw my old 'fren' on the ceiling. MY 'FREN' from da 2nd encounter!! well mayb it's a different spider but they all look alike so... yea.. haha. soli, i'm digressing. anywayz, alert now due to my previous encounters, i monitored its movement and luckily for me, it's nowhere near me. so i finished my bath and went to wash my face. Whilst scrubbing my face, i sense sth on my leg and instinctively shook it off. to my horror, it was da same &%^%^&@#*&% spider and it F-E-L-L-O-N-M-Y-L-E-G!!! and i was NAAKEDDDD!! URGHHHHHHH!!! had it fallen elsewhere, i would haf died rite there and then or fainted.. or mayb juz take another bath. lolz. tough luck, spiddy. da onli piece of me u're gonna get is my leg.. HA!

so there u haf it. 3 spiders, me and their horniness.

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ME!!!!

u will c y pretty soon...

had my 1st paper today, PME=performance measurement and evaluation. this morn, i rushed into da exam hall, sat down and proceed to fill in my details on everything dat requires it. smarty pants me diden bother to listen to wat the invigilators said and then calmly wait for the exam 2 start. the moment arrived and i opened da test paper. and LO BEHOLD!!!! guess wat i saw? MINING~~~!!!!! how on #$&%*&% earth did my paper turn into mining?!? apparently the exam hall was separated with 2 sections and dungu me went 2 sit for mining. =.=

this is pure dungu-ness. lack of slp(2 and a half hours) and stress are not excuses. :S

P/S: of course i diden sit for mining! dat would be pure dungu-ness. i went to the correct section and sat for PME!

man, i'm reli popular.. everyone wans me.. so many 'dates', so little time.. sighh... when will this end??? :'( oooo yea, did i mention 2 u guys dat my 'dates' are reli cheap skates?? no fancy restaurants, no flowers, no nothing. they juz hang around in my room... =.= let me intro them..

TADAAAA!!!
Date no. 1

It's name is financial statement analysis which translates into nightmare...

Date no. 2

Company law! hmm.. doubting my choice of taking law as a minor...

Date no. 3

Management accounting. this little fella here forces me 2 memorise HEAPS of formula... :s

Date no. 4

-no pic available-

This guy's shy.. he's juz heaps of notes though.. not a book.. and his name is performance measurement and evaluation, da biggest nightmare of alll!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date no.5

dates with lecturers..... online lectures... these lecturers are so good at serenading me with their monotonous voices and hell, they're better than lullaby!!! put u right 2 slp afta 5 seconds!

Ok... now meet my best friends, without which i will neva b able to go thru these horrible dates.. :S

Best fren no. 1

supplements to prevent me fr falling sick..being sick during exam period is no fun, believe me, i've been on dat road b4..

Best fren no. 2

been lazy 2 cook nowadays so instant noodles r my fav meal. was 2 hungry so gobbled everything up, hence all dat remains was onli soup.. :S

good luck 4 exams peeps!!! :) cheers!

pot luck

Had pot luck on mon.. here are the dishes.. :P

tina's yummy cake
john's super fattening nachos

mince for nachos
allison's fried chicken
erika's sauce for fried chicken
anuar's sushi(he bought it, not make it lol)
my herbal soup

i tot i took pic of sharon's rendang and erika's chicken rice but i dunno where the pics disappeared 2.. :S anywayz, was a reli yummy and fattening dinner! :) do u feel hungry now??? :P haf a good day! cheerios!

pg

everyone's so hyped up abt going home! so am i! i'm going back on da 22nd nov!!! WEEEEEEE!!! as usual, i planned all da stuff dat i wanna do when i get home. note da word plan... there's no telling if i will actually do them except for no 1-3...


1. get home in one piece


2. seeeeeeeeeeeeee my niece!!!! and my sis and her hubby.. lolz, wun c my parents coz they're still in china travelling.. =.=


3. go 2 singapore


4. learn belly dancing and hip hop dancing(i said dat since last year but.. i tend 2 procrastinate.. :P so will c if i managed 2 do dat)


5. go 2 da gym (i onli went once last year.. :S)


6. go clubbing in pg! can u believe dat i onli went clubbing ONCE in pg??? swt..


7. go 4 bbq/ steamboat with Queensbay Amadeh Gang(QAG) again! miss dat..


8. ask my maid 2 give me intensive make up course so dat i dun poke my eyes again when i put eye liner.

i actually thought the list was longer than this. :P

clubbinggggggggggggggggggggggggg

ok, this is probably wayyyyyy overdue.. but yea these are the pics from the ASIA cocktail nite at metros.. metros again...urghhh... i reli muz stick 2 my vow not 2 step food inside there again! anywayz, since i went clubbing last last fri, last thurs and last sat.. i'll juz lump it all in one post.. :)

METROS

successful camwhoring with 5 ppl... hmm.i'm impressed with myself.. :P
sexy babe mabel and i...

clubbing with hk ppl is...reli different.. CANTO all da way!!! grr.. i reli nit 2 polish up my canto.. :P but it was funnn!!!!

CLUB HOPPING...(the court, the deen, the shed, mustang bar)







ok, the court was a gay club.. lolz.. we diden get 2 go in coz they were having a drag queen competition..

CLUBBING AFTA LI YING'S BIRTHDAY
the court

we wanted 2 go club hopping afta dinner but we onli managed 2 go in 2 the court... cozz.. there were some prob with da passports and stuff.. can't believe dat sapna went clubbing with us! wooot wootttttttt!!!

will blog abt li ying's birthday when she finally sends me pics!!!! LAM PEK PEK, ME WAN PICS!!!!

haf u heard of a bullfrog croaking?? coz dat's wat i think i sound like... a bullfrog!

My voice rite now is soooo cringe worthy! This is da 3rd time i've fallen sick this year and i think dat's a new record! i rarely fall sick, dat's y i'm soooo annoyed by myself! grrr... cough cough, go away and dun come again another day!