Monday, April 7, 2008

i abhor u!

i watched with scorn as spasms of death rocked YOUR little body. I laughed with joy at the agony dat U muz haf felt, death in the hands of poison. i snorted with derision when U tried to flee somewhere, somewhere to ease the burning dat U felt coursing down ur body. U fool. ur attempts r in vain. who do U think U r? the owner of this hse? mind U, i realised dat U haf been here longer than we haf but dun U think it's time 2 move out? and i do noe dat generations and generations of UR family haf lived here, on the generousity(foood) of the other tenants of this hse. well, the fact is, U dun own the hse. Neither did U pay the rent. gosh, i hate U. Hate U with a passion dat is almost holy(i neva get tired of this phrase!!!). i guess u all muz b wondering, who is dat person dat i wished death upon?
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well, look no further than this.

my no 1 enemy in the world

u guessed rite! cockroaches!!! These pests haf dominated our kitchen for ages and now it's time for us, the residents of Vincent Street to retaliate!we put the cockroach trap(a little thing dat will poison the roaches) at some strategic spots last nite. and d result is dat the next morning, abt 4 roaches r scattered around the kitchen, in their throes of death. more followed later in d afternoon 2 cockroach heaven. R.I.P... rest in pain.

5 comments:

Lin said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

i totally despise cockroaches!!!! YUCK!!

u know, since i came to adelaide, i've nearly forgotten how a cockroach looks like!! disgusting!! luckily there are no cockroaches in our apartment...or else...*sinister laughter*

XD

Ian BloodSuns said...

aha...so that's what you were so happy about...

jennifer said...

AHAHAHAAA!!!! LMAO

Yr entry is so bloody funny the way you started off with it that i laughed out loud in my room.

hehehe/. sooo funnyyy!!

lol. i also didnt know you had SOOO many cockroaches in yr kitchen. YUCK!!! one roach is already enough, you had...how many!?!

feifei said...

i think so far...abt 15 dead cockroaches.. and with each day, more dying cockroaches appeared. lolz

Anonymous said...

Well said.